Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Barking Mad
Boy oh boy mommy was barking mad tonight she was mumbling something bout spam.I don't know why she was so mad spam tastes so good. She said something bout over 100 spams man that sure is a lot of tasty spam hope she cooks some up for my yum yum. Oh she told me to tell all of you that she is sorry she had to add the word verification on the comment section she thinks it may help. I don't know what she means but I hope it don't make any of you sad. Well I have to get going need to go chase that darn cat he keeps knocking over the water dish. Someone really should accidently leave the door open so he can walk out.. Shhh don't tell mom I said that she likes that bad old cat.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Just Some Random Babbling
Gee it's raining today and I hate the rain it makes my fur all wet and stinky. You ever heard that saying "you smell like a wet dog"? Well I am that dog I get so smelly when I am wet.
Mommy has a hard time washing me I am kind of big and heavy so mom has to put me in the shower. I don't like the shower it is so scary in there all small and cramped.
I guess my trips outside today are going to have to be get my potty done and get it done quick.Get out and get in is my mission today.
Daddy left today he was only here for one day he was napping on the couch so I decided to hop onto him. He was so surprised when I started kissing him. Mommy says he is going to be away for a longer time this time.
Mommy has a hard time washing me I am kind of big and heavy so mom has to put me in the shower. I don't like the shower it is so scary in there all small and cramped.
I guess my trips outside today are going to have to be get my potty done and get it done quick.Get out and get in is my mission today.
Daddy left today he was only here for one day he was napping on the couch so I decided to hop onto him. He was so surprised when I started kissing him. Mommy says he is going to be away for a longer time this time.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Look Out Everyone

I just wanted to warn you that the bad kitty in my house has taken over mommy's puter and made himself a blog. He saw me here on the puter and decided to get in on my fun. He thinks his life is more funner than mine and wanted to see if he can get more friends than me.
I told him that there was no way he would make more friends than me I am way cuter than him. Everyone says so I mean really who can resist my soulful eyes.

I know I have showed you this one before but just look into my eyes no I am not trying to hypnotise you I wanted you to see my soul.
So now I have to go and see what he has written I hope he hasn't said anything bad about me. If you want to have a look at his place just click on the nasty picture of him.He is always showing us all his business.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Don't Go Near The Vroom Vrooms
Mommy said one of the neighbors Basset Hounds got hit on the road yesterday and her family was sad. I don't know what all this means my mommy never lets me go near the place where the vroom vrooms go.
Mommy says "that vroom vrooms are bad for me and I am not allowed to go where they go".
I hope that family has learned to be like mommy and tell their other dogs not to go near the vroom vrooms.
Mommy gets mad when people let their animals run free near now what did she say? Oh yeah "I get so mad when people let their animals loose to go into the road" I hear her tell daddy this all the time it really makes mommy mad.
I am allowed to run free but only in our yard where we live the vroom vrooms are a bit far and I know I am not supposed to go that far. Yeah I do sometimes go to my friends houses but they live on the other side of the dirt not the hard place the vroom vrooms drive.
Well I am going to go take a walk and see if I can smell where my friends have gone
Smell Ya Later
Mommy says "that vroom vrooms are bad for me and I am not allowed to go where they go".
I hope that family has learned to be like mommy and tell their other dogs not to go near the vroom vrooms.
Mommy gets mad when people let their animals run free near now what did she say? Oh yeah "I get so mad when people let their animals loose to go into the road" I hear her tell daddy this all the time it really makes mommy mad.
I am allowed to run free but only in our yard where we live the vroom vrooms are a bit far and I know I am not supposed to go that far. Yeah I do sometimes go to my friends houses but they live on the other side of the dirt not the hard place the vroom vrooms drive.
Well I am going to go take a walk and see if I can smell where my friends have gone
Smell Ya Later
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The Fluffy, White, Cold Stuff Is Going Away
I had such fun playing in the white, fluffy, cold stuff. Daddy and the little people came out to play also. The white, fluffy, cold stuff is gone now so I am glad I had the chance to enjoy it.
Mommy says it is going to get a lot warmer this week for me it is good but mommy isn't happy about it.Mommy likes the cold she is not a happy person when it is hot. I like the heat it brings all of my little critter friends out.
What kind of weather do you prefer?
Mommy says it is going to get a lot warmer this week for me it is good but mommy isn't happy about it.Mommy likes the cold she is not a happy person when it is hot. I like the heat it brings all of my little critter friends out.
What kind of weather do you prefer?
Monday, March 2, 2009
Snow Monday
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Who Hates The Groomer? I Do
Mom and dad thought it would be a good idea to take me to the groomer.I on the other hand thought it was a very bad idea.
I am not one who likes to ride in the vroom vroom first of all second of all who are these peoples and why are they touching my potty parts?
The ride in the vroom vroom was not so bad this time but times before I got so worked up that I doo dooed on the seat. Mom was not happy to say the least.
This time though daddy had the windows down so I could smell all the smells and it made it better for me. The boy and the baby girl did not do as well though I had to step on them to get to the other side of the vroom vroom. You know there are different smells out each window and I just had to catch all the odors. That's what I do...
I stepped on the boy and then used the baby girls leg to get my snout out the window. The young ones were not at all happy I did this to them. They yelled Max "get off me" "mom he's hurting me" things like that.I really didn't mean to do it I just couldn't help myself.
So when we finally got to where the "groomers" were that's what mommy called them. Daddy took me into the building and talked with some peeps. Daddy left me and the peeps he talked to washed me and cut my nails and buzzed my butt.
Why would someone do that? Why do I need my butt buzzed?
Daddy did come back to get me and said "you smell so clean and fresh puppy" Daddy is so silly I always smelled clean and fresh. Just a different kind of fresh.
I am hoping that they never take me back to that place again I am going to have to make my other smell come back so all my outside friends remember who I am.
I am not one who likes to ride in the vroom vroom first of all second of all who are these peoples and why are they touching my potty parts?
The ride in the vroom vroom was not so bad this time but times before I got so worked up that I doo dooed on the seat. Mom was not happy to say the least.
This time though daddy had the windows down so I could smell all the smells and it made it better for me. The boy and the baby girl did not do as well though I had to step on them to get to the other side of the vroom vroom. You know there are different smells out each window and I just had to catch all the odors. That's what I do...
I stepped on the boy and then used the baby girls leg to get my snout out the window. The young ones were not at all happy I did this to them. They yelled Max "get off me" "mom he's hurting me" things like that.I really didn't mean to do it I just couldn't help myself.
So when we finally got to where the "groomers" were that's what mommy called them. Daddy took me into the building and talked with some peeps. Daddy left me and the peeps he talked to washed me and cut my nails and buzzed my butt.
Why would someone do that? Why do I need my butt buzzed?
Daddy did come back to get me and said "you smell so clean and fresh puppy" Daddy is so silly I always smelled clean and fresh. Just a different kind of fresh.
I am hoping that they never take me back to that place again I am going to have to make my other smell come back so all my outside friends remember who I am.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
I Won
I have bugged mommy so much to go out at the darkness that she has given in and I have won... I have even started stomping my paw on the floor when I let out my loudest bark. I hate having to be so bossy but when you gotta go you gotta go.
Daddy is home he got here last dark time and has been spending time with all of us even the meow I get so mad when daddy plays with him.He is my daddy after all who does that meow think he is trying to steal my daddy's love. I'll show him later when all the family is sleeping.GRRRR kitty beware.
Well that's all I have to say for now
Daddy is home he got here last dark time and has been spending time with all of us even the meow I get so mad when daddy plays with him.He is my daddy after all who does that meow think he is trying to steal my daddy's love. I'll show him later when all the family is sleeping.GRRRR kitty beware.
Well that's all I have to say for now
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Mommy Won't Let Me Out Til The Light Comes Up
I wanna go out but mommy won't let me know why?
Well it's because yesterday morning she let me out before the big light in the sky came out and I went over to the neighbors. I don't think I did a bad thing but mommy sure does.
Here's what happened I had to go potty really bad and I kept bugging mommy to let me out (she doesn't let me out before the light in the sky comes out). This day she did cause I had to go so out I went and there was this new smell I just had to follow. Next thing I knew mommy had come out to start the vroom vroom and I heard her so I ran home and mommy saw me coming from across the street.
Let me say mommy was not happy she had a loud voice at me now I have to wait until the light comes out so she can see where I am.
It is just so hard to stay in my yard when there are so many wonderful smells to follow.
So hard to watch where those smells may lead me you know when you follow a smell your smeller is down on the ground. My peepers can't see where I'm going when my smeller is in control.
Oh boy the big light is on so I need to go out and well GO smell ya later
Well it's because yesterday morning she let me out before the big light in the sky came out and I went over to the neighbors. I don't think I did a bad thing but mommy sure does.
Here's what happened I had to go potty really bad and I kept bugging mommy to let me out (she doesn't let me out before the light in the sky comes out). This day she did cause I had to go so out I went and there was this new smell I just had to follow. Next thing I knew mommy had come out to start the vroom vroom and I heard her so I ran home and mommy saw me coming from across the street.
Let me say mommy was not happy she had a loud voice at me now I have to wait until the light comes out so she can see where I am.
It is just so hard to stay in my yard when there are so many wonderful smells to follow.
So hard to watch where those smells may lead me you know when you follow a smell your smeller is down on the ground. My peepers can't see where I'm going when my smeller is in control.
Oh boy the big light is on so I need to go out and well GO smell ya later
Monday, January 26, 2009
Need Some Pet Stuff?
Mom has been looking for some things for me and the others who live in my house she decided to go to this site called http://www.shopwiki.com/wiki/Pets to see what they have.She found they have all kind of different things for not only my kind of animal but others as well. They have some fancy collars for guys like me. Cool toys and who doesn't like toys?
I love me some toys like this one
hey just cause I'm a boy doesn't mean I don't like pretty things.
They also have things for the meows in my house like this

Cause they keep napping in my bed and I am so done with that..Hear me meows? Get your own bed.
So if you are looking for something for your special furry friend or family member go see what you can find. Oh yeah and mom says "they have some good prices" that must be a good thing or mom wouldn't have said it. Moms know all they are so smart Love You Mommy
I love me some toys like this one
hey just cause I'm a boy doesn't mean I don't like pretty things.They also have things for the meows in my house like this

Cause they keep napping in my bed and I am so done with that..Hear me meows? Get your own bed.
So if you are looking for something for your special furry friend or family member go see what you can find. Oh yeah and mom says "they have some good prices" that must be a good thing or mom wouldn't have said it. Moms know all they are so smart Love You Mommy
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
First White Cold Stuff
I love to play in the white cold stuff see me here playing with baby girl we had so much fun. I ran all around the yard after we were done playing in this place.
Where I used to live we used to get a bunch of the white cold stuff here we only get a little bit. I have always liked playing in it fun, fun, fun.So I am going to go now and play out in the white cold stuff
Friday, January 16, 2009
Brrrrr It's Cold And Mommy Forgot Me
Something strange happened last night I got left outside for a really long time. Mommy said she didn't know I was out there The Boy let me out and went to bed and forgot to tell mommy. When she figured out I wasn't in the house she opened the door and said to me
"why didn't you tell me you were out"?
Well mom it was cold outside and I was trying to keep warm maybe my barker froze.
It was a very cold night here the coldest since we have been here and mom won't let me out this night because she said it is colder than the last night. I really want to go smell my friends with the white waggle they jump so high and run fast like me.
My daddy is coming home tonight he has been gone long and I can't wait for him to be here. I am going to kiss him and hug him and love him,
"why didn't you tell me you were out"?
Well mom it was cold outside and I was trying to keep warm maybe my barker froze.
It was a very cold night here the coldest since we have been here and mom won't let me out this night because she said it is colder than the last night. I really want to go smell my friends with the white waggle they jump so high and run fast like me.
My daddy is coming home tonight he has been gone long and I can't wait for him to be here. I am going to kiss him and hug him and love him,
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
R.I.P. Alphfa

This is my friend Alphfa we have been friends for a long time but it is with sadness that I must tell you she passed away tonight. Mommy tried everything she could think of to save her but nothing worked. Now my family is walking around with water on their faces and I am feeling the sadness. I hope that wherever she went to she will be loved as much as she was here. Goodbye my friend I will miss smelling you. R.I.P. Falfa......
Friday, January 9, 2009
Sorry I Haven't Been Around

I know it has been a long time since I yapped to you I'm sorry (wagging tail uncontrollably) I just haven't been doing to much. Mommy hasn't let me one here cause she said "I have some things I am working on and need the computer more" I don't know what she means but hey she is my mommy and I wuv her so that's that.
How did you spend your hollydays? I spent mine loving my daddy he was home for a couple of them days. We went for a walk in the woods with the boy to show him how to use his new shiny thing dad called a survival knife. It was fun but a little cold out so I came back to the warmness of my home and cozy bed.
Ok well I am going to go my waggle is telling me I need to go to the place where all the smells are and let go some of my foods. See when I have to go potty my waggle puts out these wonderful smells that mommy seems to think smell yucky. So I guess I will see you as soon as mommy let's me back in here.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
I Gots Me Another Award
Look at what I got and I didn't even do the whole look at me I'm cute face to get it. Lisa from Don't Live The "Sheltered" Life ....Love Thy Animals man that sure is a long name. Good thing mom is here to do the typing for me...

These blogs invest and believe in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships! These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers, who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.

These blogs invest and believe in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships! These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers, who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.
”We now must nominate 8 other blogs to receive this award.
I will pass this one to my followers cause they are a loyal bunch.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Look What I Got
Look at this I have gotten my very first good dog awards. Can you believe this? This really cool Boxer named Angus gave them to me he has a place called From Angus With Love. I have some boxers that live across the street from me I don't know them but maybe it's one of them and now they want to be friends. I don't know mommy say's I am not allowed to go play with them cause they may not want to play nice.But maybe this is their way of making nice. Well anyway thanks Angus your a cool cat. That was me being funny did it work?




The rules for the awards are:
1. Put the logos on your blog.
2. Add a link to the person who awarded you.
3. Nominate both awards to other blogs.
4. Add links to those blogs on yours.
5. Leave a message for your nominee on their blogs.
I want to pass this on to some of my four legged friends
Two barking Dogs
Ratmammy's Kitty Blog
Camera Critters
I want to pass this on to some of my four legged friends
Two barking Dogs
Ratmammy's Kitty Blog
Camera Critters
Monday, December 1, 2008
Sad But Then Happy
This was the sadest holiday I have ever remembered. Daddy wasn't here he was bye bye for his work.Mommy tried to make it special for me and the one they call the boy and that baby girl. She played games with them all I did was lay in my bed sad and waiting for daddy. Mommy made me my turkey day dinner I ate it and went straight away back to bed.
Never fear though daddy came home today OH HAPPY DAY!!!!! As soon as I heard mommy say these oh so magical words "daddy's home" I ran to the door my waggle just wiggling so hard my whole body shook with excitement. I ran out the front door to greet daddy at the vroom vroom. I couldn't wait for him to come into the house to give me the lovin I missed. Daddy gave me hugs and kisses I missed him so much....
When it was bed time I hugged him so tight and gave him all my lickity licks it was like being in heaven having daddy home in the bed.
Never fear though daddy came home today OH HAPPY DAY!!!!! As soon as I heard mommy say these oh so magical words "daddy's home" I ran to the door my waggle just wiggling so hard my whole body shook with excitement. I ran out the front door to greet daddy at the vroom vroom. I couldn't wait for him to come into the house to give me the lovin I missed. Daddy gave me hugs and kisses I missed him so much....
When it was bed time I hugged him so tight and gave him all my lickity licks it was like being in heaven having daddy home in the bed.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
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