Max a dog's story
Follow the life of a dearly loved dog and his family.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Barking Mad
Boy oh boy mommy was barking mad tonight she was mumbling something bout spam.I don't know why she was so mad spam tastes so good. She said something bout over 100 spams man that sure is a lot of tasty spam hope she cooks some up for my yum yum. Oh she told me to tell all of you that she is sorry she had to add the word verification on the comment section she thinks it may help. I don't know what she means but I hope it don't make any of you sad. Well I have to get going need to go chase that darn cat he keeps knocking over the water dish. Someone really should accidently leave the door open so he can walk out.. Shhh don't tell mom I said that she likes that bad old cat.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Just Some Random Babbling
Gee it's raining today and I hate the rain it makes my fur all wet and stinky. You ever heard that saying "you smell like a wet dog"? Well I am that dog I get so smelly when I am wet.
Mommy has a hard time washing me I am kind of big and heavy so mom has to put me in the shower. I don't like the shower it is so scary in there all small and cramped.
I guess my trips outside today are going to have to be get my potty done and get it done quick.Get out and get in is my mission today.
Daddy left today he was only here for one day he was napping on the couch so I decided to hop onto him. He was so surprised when I started kissing him. Mommy says he is going to be away for a longer time this time.
Mommy has a hard time washing me I am kind of big and heavy so mom has to put me in the shower. I don't like the shower it is so scary in there all small and cramped.
I guess my trips outside today are going to have to be get my potty done and get it done quick.Get out and get in is my mission today.
Daddy left today he was only here for one day he was napping on the couch so I decided to hop onto him. He was so surprised when I started kissing him. Mommy says he is going to be away for a longer time this time.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Look Out Everyone
I just wanted to warn you that the bad kitty in my house has taken over mommy's puter and made himself a blog. He saw me here on the puter and decided to get in on my fun. He thinks his life is more funner than mine and wanted to see if he can get more friends than me.
I told him that there was no way he would make more friends than me I am way cuter than him. Everyone says so I mean really who can resist my soulful eyes.
I know I have showed you this one before but just look into my eyes no I am not trying to hypnotise you I wanted you to see my soul.
So now I have to go and see what he has written I hope he hasn't said anything bad about me. If you want to have a look at his place just click on the nasty picture of him.He is always showing us all his business.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Don't Go Near The Vroom Vrooms
Mommy said one of the neighbors Basset Hounds got hit on the road yesterday and her family was sad. I don't know what all this means my mommy never lets me go near the place where the vroom vrooms go.
Mommy says "that vroom vrooms are bad for me and I am not allowed to go where they go".
I hope that family has learned to be like mommy and tell their other dogs not to go near the vroom vrooms.
Mommy gets mad when people let their animals run free near now what did she say? Oh yeah "I get so mad when people let their animals loose to go into the road" I hear her tell daddy this all the time it really makes mommy mad.
I am allowed to run free but only in our yard where we live the vroom vrooms are a bit far and I know I am not supposed to go that far. Yeah I do sometimes go to my friends houses but they live on the other side of the dirt not the hard place the vroom vrooms drive.
Well I am going to go take a walk and see if I can smell where my friends have gone
Smell Ya Later
Mommy says "that vroom vrooms are bad for me and I am not allowed to go where they go".
I hope that family has learned to be like mommy and tell their other dogs not to go near the vroom vrooms.
Mommy gets mad when people let their animals run free near now what did she say? Oh yeah "I get so mad when people let their animals loose to go into the road" I hear her tell daddy this all the time it really makes mommy mad.
I am allowed to run free but only in our yard where we live the vroom vrooms are a bit far and I know I am not supposed to go that far. Yeah I do sometimes go to my friends houses but they live on the other side of the dirt not the hard place the vroom vrooms drive.
Well I am going to go take a walk and see if I can smell where my friends have gone
Smell Ya Later
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The Fluffy, White, Cold Stuff Is Going Away
I had such fun playing in the white, fluffy, cold stuff. Daddy and the little people came out to play also. The white, fluffy, cold stuff is gone now so I am glad I had the chance to enjoy it.
Mommy says it is going to get a lot warmer this week for me it is good but mommy isn't happy about it.Mommy likes the cold she is not a happy person when it is hot. I like the heat it brings all of my little critter friends out.
What kind of weather do you prefer?
Mommy says it is going to get a lot warmer this week for me it is good but mommy isn't happy about it.Mommy likes the cold she is not a happy person when it is hot. I like the heat it brings all of my little critter friends out.
What kind of weather do you prefer?
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